Orchids to

Dr. Mike Chadwick and Dr. Dave Gregory for your compassionate care of the community for almost 40 years; enjoy your retirements, from Columbus Regional Hospital Emergency Department.
Menard's for a fast and efficient delivery, from the Chalfants.
the Clarion Hotel and Conference Center for the wonderful coin show last Sunday, from a coin collector.
all my friends at Cummins Gate 96 for the wonderful surprise retirement party; your kindness will always be remembered, from Miss Jane.

Onions to

whoever hasn't informed me of the change in law stating that bicyclists don't have to stop at four-way stops.
the selling and use of fireworks when the risk of starting fires outside is so terribly great.
wet newspapers and no more newspapers to deliver.